Only In America....

Sorry guys, its took so long to make an update, no time because of my school and doing my journal. I've always look but no time to update, and I saw my blog has a lot of spiderweb.Anyway I got this cute LMAO from my stepdaughter.
Only In America....

1)Only in America.... can a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2)Only in America.... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3)Only in America.... do drugstore make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarete at the front
4)Only in America.... do people order double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke.
5)Only in America.... do bank leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
6)Only in America.... do we live cars worth thousand of dollars in the driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
7)Only in America.... do we use answering machine to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8)Only in America.... do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9)Only in America.... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well:'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10)Only in America.... do they drive-up ATM machine with Braille lettering.
have a nice weekend guys

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